Boobs! Everyone loves them – they’re squishy and soft, but can sometimes be a pain in the ass (big-breasted girlies, I’m sure you can relate). Considering how people love the twins so much, it’s only natural that boob beauty products exist – and we’re not talking about bras here, folks.
Apparently, there’s a big business around boobies – and there’s a wide range of items out there (some bizarre) that cater specifically to them. After scouring the web, we discovered 4 utterly strange boob products that we think you should TOTALLY try (for kicks!).
For girlies who have big breasts, there’s nothing more annoying than boob sweat. Sometimes, you just want to let your boob out of prison – a.k.a bras – but you’re gonna suffer the consequences of perspiration coming for the crevices of your boobs.
To avoid that, however, there’s a towel specifically created to soak up all that sweat. Boob towels are apparently a thing and as weird as you think it is, you have to admit, it’s genius. You get to hold your girlies up, while not having any sweat accumulating.
Breasts Enhancer Pump
It’s scary going under the knife for breast enhancement – we get it. Plus, there are so many risks to getting plastic surgery, especially for your breasts. Which is why breast enhancement pumps are a thing. They’re less invasive and do the same thing that plastic surgery would. Just put these babies up against your breasts and let the pumping do its thing. Before you know it, you’ll be blessed with perky breasts.
It’s no secret that face masks do wonders for your skin. It tightens, brightens and hydrates your complexion with just a few trials. But what if there were a product that delivers all those things for your boobs? Introducing Cheri’s 24K Gold Superstar Breast Mask!
This breast mask moisturizes, restores firmness and youthfulness to your boobs. Also, it perks up your bazookas, visibly improving the shape, and makes your skin super soft after just 15 minutes of usage. If you don’t think that your breasts need some pampering, well they do now!
Nipple Colour ‘Corrector’
We highly encourage that you love yourself completely, and that goes for your boobs AND nipples. Regardless of what f***ed up beauty standards society has imposed, you should never change the colour of your nipples just because they say so. Plus, darker nipples can happen due to changes in hormones and ageing, so it’s completely normal.
However, if you’re curious as to what your nipples would look like if they were lighter, this product would help you achieve that. With a blend of natural plant extracts and powerful antioxidants of Arbutin and Licorice Extract, Nipink helps lighten the shade of the nipple. There’s nothing wrong with dark nipples, obviously – but if your curiosity is piqued, give this product a try.
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