“50 Shades Of Grey” introduced us to the world of BDSM, which for those who don’t know, stands for bondage, dominance, and submission/sadomasochism. Unconventional erotic practices are no longer considered as taboo as they were years ago. Now, people are embracing and experimenting with different kinks that satisfy their desires.
But can a kink go too far, though? Absolutely! There are tonnes of sex kinks out there that are a bit too absurd for one to comprehend – and we’re not talking about “foot fetish” here. We’re talking about practices as bizarre as being sexually aroused by the Sun.
Now, by all means, we’re not kink-shaming if there are people who are sexually attracted to certain… things. We simply wish to educate the public by listing all these “weird” kinks that people may have.
Acrotomophilia
“What that limb don’t do though?” This is being sexually aroused by amputees.
Actirasty
Remember us mentioning being aroused by the Sun? Yup, it’s this one. At least they get a lot of Vitamin D.
Axillism
It’s being aroused by armpits, which, let’s be honest here, are as warm as vaginas.
Coprophilia
We shit you not, it’s when people are sexually attracted to feces.
Formicophilia
While some are scared of insects, others are sexually attracted to them. If getting pinched on the nips is your thing, then do you!
Lithophilia
Aroused by stones and rocks? I guess the phrase “rock hard” is meant to be literal.
Macrophiliacs
This is being aroused by a giant, which is completely understandable – who doesn’t love all things big, right?
Mechanophilia
Every vehicle has an exhaust pipe – a car, a motorcycle… a ship. So it makes total sense that there are people out there who are aroused by a hole.
Paraphilic infantilism
It’s being sexually aroused by being treated as an infant. Look, we get it – it’s weird. But if someone goes “goo goo gaa gaa” over it, who are we to judge?
Spectrophiliacs
Who says ghouls don’t like to get it on? It’s being sexually attracted to ghosts because some ghost do like to get bustin’.
Stygiophilia
Having a thing for thinking about hellfire and damnation. So you better be careful with the phrase “go to hell”, because they will take your word for it.
Xylophilia
It’s being sexually attracted to wood – so, who cares about morning wood anyway, when you have a branch outside, right?
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