This is totally bizarre but we’re dying to find out what drove this kid to have sex with a ham and cheese Hot Pocket.
Going by the codename VERSACEPOCKETS, this 18-year-old decided to fornicate with one of America’s favourite savoury pastries, posted evidence on Vine and he then became Internet famous.
“I just thought it was so f—-n’ funny,” he said. He also hinted that he did it to gain more Twitter followers, but that plan didn’t exactly work out because now, he’s banned from Twitter, Vine and blocked by Hot Pockets.
VERSACEPOCKETS also said those looking to follow in his flakey-crusted footsteps should wrap it up.
“I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot,” he said. “I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, ‘Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually stick my dick in the whole Hot Pocket.'”
Sorry, girls! His account is now banned on Twitter and Vine, so we won’t be able to show you the glorious clips of VERSACEPOCKETS sticking his junk in a puff pastry.