Oh, mama! (Source)
One of the most common questions that society has yet to figure out is whether size matters. And we’re not being ambiguous about what it is that matters. Oh, not at all. We’re all big girls here. Really!
Without “dicking” around any further, we’re really wondering if the size of a guy’s penis matters to women. And albeit this subject may seem totally a sensitive one, science has come to play to determine if us women are more attracted to bigger schlongs.
Brian Mautz, a postdoctoral researcher in evolution and sexual selection in the University of Ottawa says that it’s hard to determine whether females lie or self-deceive in their responses simply because it’s a sensitive subject.Researchers embarked on a new type of study using computer-generated images of generic male figures with varying heights, body shapes and flaccid penis lengths. A sample of 105 Australian women were asked to view 53 of these life-sized robot-like images.
The result? Researchers found that women rated tall men with long sausages as the most attractive. They also tended to gaze longer at the generously proportioned men, but not too long as each rating was made in about three seconds.
Mautz explains that the research didn’t show an ideal size, but the rate of attraction grew higher as the size got bigger.
“Our results show that female mate choice could have played a role in the evolution of the relatively large human male penis”.
“Before clothing, the non-retractable human penis would have been conspicuous to potential mates”.
So, where do we go from here, ladies? Do you really think “bigger is better”? We’ll let you decide while we listen to Nelly Furtado’s Big Hoops (Bigger the Better):