We women face so many problems – heck, our whole life is a drama. From picking the right clothes to finding the right foundation shade; trying to afford our lifestyle to dodging shitty men – and so much more. On top of that, BRAS! As much as we girls love a good bra, sometimes, bras can just be a plain hassle.
Every girl can relate to this – we all have that one bra that is just absolute perfection. And this bra goes through thick and thin with us. It has been worn under every outfit, it has been worn for several days without being washed, and it has been carefully dealt with.
Dear men – if you think you are your woman’s top priority, think again, cause there is a bra that she loves more than she loves you! Then again, the real problem is finding the right bra for every outfit. So, since good bras are such a hassle to find, I figured that showing you guys the different types of bras there are may somewhat help you locate one that suits each outfit you have. I wish they taught us stuff like this at school, rather than discovering how the f*ck ‘X+Y=Z’!
1. T-Shirt Bra/ Plain Bra
It is a serious offense to the boobies if you don’t have a plain T-shirt bra in your closet. Every girl needs a GOOD T-shirt bra that goes perfectly under every plain/casual outfit or even under dresses. A good plain bra means one that hugs your titties perfectly, a bra that does not poke you, and a bra that is not see through – so, preferably, you get one in either black or a nude colour.
Bras like this give you a fuller breast, a tighter and firmer hold, and overall, makes your tits look beautiful! I have one and gurl, when I tell you I take care of this baby with my life, I seriously do!
2. Balconette Bra
You know that favourite dress of yours that looks like this?
Yeah, you can’t seem to find the right bra for it, huh? But all you really need is a bra like this:
This is called a balconette bra, where the cups are slightly lowered so they provide a beautiful view of the top of your breasts – which fits perfectly in a dress like the one shown above. Wearing a normal bra for an outfit like the above is just hideous and it doesn’t work. So, do yourself a favour, ladies – get a balconette bra, and you can wear more outfits like the bangin dress above.
3. Plunge Bras – V-line
For every deep V-neckline dress, a bra like this is perfect:
Its outline is not revealed, and it’s made out of thin fabric, so it sits perfectly in your dress AND it has a flattering design. So, even if you are about to make out and have a quickie, showing of your bra shouldn’t be a problem when it looks this good. And it makes your boobs look amazing – so, puck yeah!
4. Cage Bras/ Bralette
A cage bra looks like this:
Wearing this under a casual outfit will look totes flattering. It has a gorgeous design that when worn under a thin, plain tee makes it merge with the overall design, elevating the look of your outfit. And, of course, it is sexy. So, if you DO want your bra to be seen even under a casual or boring outfit, then getting a bralette or a cage bra with a unique design is totes worth it.
5. Strapless Bra
You might have a stunning fairy-tale dress sitting in the closet, rather than on your body, all because you can’t find a bra for it. At this point, it is illegal if you don’t own a strapless bra.
A strapless bra is helpful not only for dresses like this:
But also for any other outfit you have that may need you to hide the straps of your bra. But of course, strapless bras may not necessarily be good for all mah ladies with big melons. However, there are many other strapless bra options that you may look into which are awesome for the big-tittie-committee.
6. Sports Bra
Nah, honey – momma don’t workout and I am not talking about exercising. Although sports bras are meant for workout seshes and athletes, they can give you the most boob-licious looking titties when worn under certain outfits.
Trust me, girls. Get a good sports bra that hugs you perfectly, and one that is hella comfortable. Wear it beneath a body hugging shirt and ooh-la-la, look at dem boobies! Boob-tastic!
7. Push-Up Bra
Every girl has that sultry dress that is a full on boob-show, and a push-up bra is the best option for outfits like those. I mean, do I really need to explain push-up bras?! Push-up bras are certified date night bras, and if you land yourself an amazing f*ck sesh on your date night, make sure to thank those push-up bras when you get home.
8. Silicon Cups
Not silicon tits bish, but a silicon cup. This is a genius invention and I must give the creator a standing ovation. There are some outfits that are better off without a bra – this is where silicon cups come in handy.
They just sit on your tits, they don’t sag and they are super comfortable – if you find the right ones, of course. They come in handy for so many outfits. Trust me, you’ll be surprised at the amount of times you will reach out to this.
9. Nipple Covers
And finally – the no bra, bra! Sometimes, we just don’t need a bra – maybe a nipple cover would do. With my trust issues, I could never just put a nipple cover on my tits and walk around like nobody’s business. Like, bish, my nips would betray me the minute I step out of the house.
But if you girls prefer this over a bra any day, then sure, this could work fine under so many different outfits.
So, there ya go. 9 types of bras for different outfits that every girl MUST own! Have a beau-TITTIE-ful day!
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