It’s a rainy Wednesday morning – the perfect time to talk about anal sex! Do ya’ll like anal sex? Cause I don’t – and I never will. Like, I could never imagine something up that hole, cause that hole is only meant to throw all the nasty shit away from my life.
And then there are humans who enjoy a whole fist up in there. Just the thought of it makes me cringe. Like, OUCH, BISH! Isn’t it painful? (No judgement, though – to each her own!)
But apparently, there are benefits to having anal sex. Now listen – I ain’t no doctor and I don’t specialise in a$$holes – although, I do seem to have a lot of those around me. But these are some interesting tidbits I’ve discovered on the internet.
According to cyberspace, anal sex is perfectly healthy and safe for both short and long term. Although I don’t quite believe this, why not just write this for all you lovelies who love to get it on up in that booty? But, please – read and choose to believe at your own risk – I AM NO DOCTOR!
1. Slim Chances Of Getting Preggo
Now, regarding this, the internet is basically divided into two groups. There are some websites that maintain that anal sex can indeed heighten your chances of getting pregnant. However, there are some that say there is zero chance of pregnancy.
It is considered less likely for the sperm to swim down to the vagina and fertilise an egg – and yes, the chances are pretty slim. However, I would like to believe that when a sperm is really determined and goal-oriented, that mother-fvcker can do anything! But in reality, anal sex is totes linked to lower chances of pregnancy.
2. Better Orgasms
Believe it or not, that booty hole can actually give you an intense orgasm. The interior wall of the rectum contains shared nerves with the vagina, which gives way for intense sexual arousal from rectal stimulation.
Anal orgasms can be even more potent than g-spot orgasms. They are real, and differ significantly from the climaxes that vulva-owners experience through clitoral stimulation. The majority of penis-owners who have achieved anal orgasm will tell you that the sensation is much more intense than oral sex, a hand job that causes ejaculation, or sexual contact.
3. Great Chance To Try Out Sex Toys
If you’ve never had anything up your butthole, then going in straight with a penis can totes hurt. So, if you have a bucket full of sex toys stashed away in your wardrobe, this might be your golden opportunity to bring them out.
Never go in straight with a penis or a dildo – always start off with something smaller, like a finger or two, and then progress to butt plugs and anal beads. Anal sex is the perfect chance to experiment and have fun trying out all those sex toys that are sure to give you a cum-fest.
4. An Alternative During Menstruation
Another benefit of anal sex is that it’s a great option when you’re on your period, but you still wanna ride that d*ck. Maybe you don’t want a shaft up your bloody vajayjay, so make use of that booty hole then.
5. Keeps Your Immune System In Great Shape
Sex in general has many health benefits, and one of them is that boosts your immune system and helps in keeping it in great shape, while ramping up your antibodies. So, instead of your annual doctor’s appointment, it’s time you made that anal appointment.
6. You Enjoy Special Health Benefits… From Semen!
Semen plasma has loads of benefits when released into a woman’s body. However, if sperm is introduced into the vagina, it can lead to unwanted pregnancy. So, releasing sperm into the anus is an alternative to experiencing the full benefits of semen.
Some of the benefits of semen are: it is a natural anxiety reducer, anti-depressant, helps improve the quality of sleep, increases your energy, and it’s a natural pain-killer. These are all the benefits of semen that you can get if sperm is released into the rear-end during sexual intercourse.
7. Exercises The Spinal Cord
Crazy! I know, but it seemingly does exercise the spinal cord. People who engage in anal sex are naturally more fit then those who prefer vaginal sex. And since anal sex is a straight force that is applied to the backbone, the force will help the spine be stronger and more flexible over time. Unless your man goes extremely hardcore and breaks your spinal cord once and for all, then that’s a different story.
8. Helps Digestion
I mean, it does sort of make sense, since it has something to do with the poop-hole. Positions that are often tried in anal sex are really good postures that help in ensuring a healthy digestive process.
The thrusting motion of the penis inside the anus can actually “activate” the nerves in the anus that are connected to the intestines, which help in breaking down food in the body.
So, there ya go – 8 benefits of anal sex. In all honesty, let’s put all these facts aside and let’s be real. Imagine having anal sex… and there is actually leftover shit in your booty hole. Like, HOW BISH?
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