Like it or not, most of us spend a lot of time wondering why we weren’t blessed with the perfect pair of boobs. There are certainly times when you simply can’t stand your tiny breasts. And it just seems like you’re feeling sorry for yourself because you are sorely lacking in that area. But I’m here to tell you that you don’t have to feel that way, because tiny things are actually full of hidden blessings!
Gone are the days where you stuff your chest with tissues, padded bras and perform endless rounds of push-ups. If God has given you smaller breasts, it’s about time you show them off like they’re the most beautiful things you’ve ever seen. Instead of whining about wanting big boobs so badly, let us enlighten you on why you should just love your teeny tiny boobs, and discover all the wonderful benefits that girls with enormous boobs are unable to enjoy!
1. No worries about sagging
You’re not going to be bothered by anything that big-breasted girls will eventually have to battle! Your little tits won’t sag and give way to gravity like theirs will. Sadly, heavier breasts often droop as their owners become older; but smaller breasts won’t. So, consider the positive! Your petite tits will always stay in place, regardless of your age, so you can always find the ideal sports bra.
2. Cheaper bras
Cheap bras? Built-in bras? Bandeaus? Lacy ones with little support? Neon pink polka-dot training bras? Want to skip the bra? Whatever it is, that’s A-Cup OK!
Finding bras in larger sizes is one of the main issues that women with larger breasts must struggle with. It is more difficult to locate a range that goes to larger cup sizes. Even if they are able to locate bras that fit, they are typically very expensive ones, and don’t come in attractive styles. However, smaller ladies have a lot more options and don’t have to spend as much money. If you have small breasts, this is unquestionably one of the biggest reasons to adore them!
3. Wear revealing clothes without looking slutty
You know how when your girlfriends with large breasts wear revealing outfits, their breasts protrude outwards? Even though it’s not their fault, some would see them as sleazy-looking. YOU never have to worry about this, at least. Even though you won’t be eye-popping in a stunning, chest-exposing dress, you’ll nonetheless draw a lot of attention! This is because, whether you like it or not, huge boobs draw attention to themselves. But with small boobs, you don’t even have to worry about looking slutty or people staring down there.
4. Bedroom bonus
If he grips them correctly, small breasts can be a weapon, and your sensitivity can act as a trigger. Smaller breasts include more glandular tissue, which is far more touch-sensitive; whereas larger breasts contain more fatty tissue. You will therefore be able to experience better orgasmic nirvana during sexual intercourse. Take that, big boobs!
5. Ditch the bra
Not wearing a bra is a fun thing to do. And it gets even better when you have small boobs. You can ditch your bra and nobody would even know! Trust me, I’ve tried it a few times and it feels amazing. And why would you care about it in the first place? If someone (God forbid) sees an outline, it’s not like your boobies are going to injure them. They are a common body part that you can choose to leave exposed under your T-shirt and go about your day. You should benefit from this – it’s something that all tiny little titty committee members are entitled to.
6. Better sleep
Having small boobs means you can toss and turn on your bed but still feel comfortable. Try doing that with big boobs, and you’ll wake up the next day with sores. One thing I love doing with small boobs is sleeping flat on my tummy. Anyone with small boobs can nail this position and it most likely won’t cause pain. Guess that’s a good night sleep for you.
7. Easy shopping
I’ve gone shopping with some of my girlfriends, and boy, it sure is fun watching them whine over a cute outfit that won’t fit them because of their huge boobs. Whereas for people with small boobs, this isn’t even a problem. You can easily slide into any outfit without having to fuss over your boobs. As a matter of fact, you can even purchase online, with little sizing trouble. Having small boobs means you can justify the space for your chest area and chances are, there’s little room for error. Unlike those with bigger boobs. What a pity!
8. No backache
Not having large breasts means you won’t have to contend with them tugging you forward. Since there would be no hunching, back pain will be much reduced. And you just cannot argue against this significant health advantage of having petite tits. Big tits are cool, but the back ache they cause is definitely not worth it. There’s another plus point. Because your front isn’t holding you down, you not only don’t have to deal with back aches, but you also have great posture.
9. Easy to work out
Having big boobs and working out at the gym with others ogling you seems like a hot thing – but for you, it’s probably gonna wear you out. It can be a great hassle at times to have large boobs. They hinder your ability to exercise in addition to hurting your back. All they do is bounce everywhere and it’ll difficult to concentrate on working out. But none of those problems exist with itty tiny titties. Your time spent working out is always enjoyable, because they stay properly in place in your sports bra. Small boobs are no issue! Additionally, if you have a large arse, you will more than make up for tiny breasts!
10. You won’t get hit on
Sexist jackasses don’t hit on you as frequently as they do on your pals who have enormous boobs. And even if it’s awful that it occurs to them, at least you’re spared. As a rule, guys will approach a girl who is stacked, since they are rather superficial. And if you’re lucky enough, you might just win a guy who likes you for you rather than your assets.
11. You look younger
This truth may have been heartbreaking when you were a teen, but now that you’re older (and wiser), you can appreciate it. Ladies, your flat, slender chest keeps you looking young. Because your boobs are firmly attached to your chest and do not sag, your skin is smooth from the neck down. Stretch marks and wrinkles don’t exist. Just gorgeous, well-cared-for skin that instantly makes you appear younger than you actually are.
12. Beach time all the time
Wear ’em all! Strapless, backless, halters, tube tops or any friggin bikini top you want. The typical attire and activities of living in a tropical country all work for you. Feel free to jog in your sports bra, rush into the ocean Baywatch-style, or ride a bike in your bikini – your gals ain’t going nowhere.
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