Let’s face it – not all of us are excited about going to work, especially when it’s a Monday. No matter how much you love your job, there will come a time when you utter these words: “Ugh, I don’t wanna go to work”. Work needs motivation, and some of us may not have found it yet, or we just hate working in general. Now, whatever the reason may be that you don’t wanna wake up in the morning, there’s always this option – motivational sex! Yup, you read that right – motivational sex! Bet you’re wondering what in the world that is. You see, just like how every human needs motivational speech to move on and get going in life, an adult needs motivational sex to jump-start their day before going to work. So, motivational sex is simply having sex before going to work.
That’s right – sex first thing in the morning instead of coffee. It will wake you right up and give you all the energy you need to get going to work. For some people, sex in the morning may seem like a lot of work, and they would rather just force their butts up to go to the office. Not sure if you know this, but sex before work isn’t just for pleasure – it actually comes with a lot of other benefits. And all these benefits are meant to help you get through another boring and exhausting day at the office.
So, this is why you should have sex before going to the office:
1. It Makes You Feel Good The Whole Day
Even if you reach the office and your boss yells at you out of nowhere, that morning sex you just had will totes put you in the best mood possible. If you’re naturally a grumpy grandma, you could be smiling throughout the day – even your colleagues may find you weird. Since shagging releases all the happy hormones like endorphin and oxytocin, you will immediately feel good about yourself and this good feeling usually lasts a long time. Especially if you had an amazing cumfest with your partner in the morning.
Also, tender loving from your partner can make you feel special and confident on so many levels, so why not just bang till you feel heckin awesome – and then walk to work like a boss. I like that idea.
2. Your Morning Workout
Listen, ain’t nobody got time to wake up that early and go for a morning run. Not sure if you can relate, but the idea of going for a run, or in fact, any sort of exercise in the morning, makes the thought of going to work more dreadful. Cause workouts are just exhausting. Instead of wasting all that energy elsewhere, you know what you could get yourself into that is exciting and double the fun? Sex!
Hit it in the morning, baby! Sex is also a type of workout so all that bouncing, grinding, thrusting and sweating will help you get into good shape for the day. Now, that is what I call a good morning workout. So, if you can’t find time to exercise due to your busy schedule, just spare a lil time in the morning with your partner for a quick cardio in bed.
3. Your Concentration Level Increases
You know, you can wake up with the best mood and wear the best outfit for work, and walk into your office like the happiest person alive. But a few hours into the job, you’ll start losing focus, you feel like sh*t, and start getting stressed. If this is you, there is a solution for this. All you have to do is just make love in the morning, darling!
Having sex before going to work can actually improve your focus and increase your level of concentration in the work you produce, resulting in good quality work. If your boss compliments you on your work that day, make sure you compliment the d*ck that made it all happen!
4. A Happy Pill
I mean, if you got the best p*$$y-eating treatment in the morning before heading to work, then I see no possible reason why you would not be happy. Intimate mornings with the person you love will strengthen your bond and make you feel more secure in a relationship. Having a secure, fun and exciting relationship is the ultimate happy pill, and if you eat that happy pill before going to work, then you’re all set for the day. Also, making love passionately releases happy hormones in the brain, helping you feel a lot more cheerful.
5. Sex Can Be Better In The Morning
Having sex after a long and tiring day doesn’t seem so pleasurable, does it? Why not just start your day off with your partner inside of you? If you’re not a morning person, this might change your mornings for the better. You never know if you’re a morning SEX kinda person. Some couples tend to enjoy each other’s company way better in the morning.
Also, according to a sex therapist, many women have reported that they climax more easily in the morning. And, this is possible, because your body is still in the process of waking up, which induces relaxation. Relaxation is key to orgasming. Orgasming in the morning before heading to work just seems like the best day anyone can possibly have.
Now, having sex in the morning isn’t really the easiest job, unless you wake up hella horny, then hitting it off isn’t a big deal. If you’re new to this whole morning sex thing, these few steps might help:
Start By Pleasuring Yourself
If you have never had sex in the morning, you can’t just go into it – you need the urge and desire for it. So, maybe start by pleasuring yourself first. A lil self touching and teasing can wake you up and get you lusting for your partner. As a matter of fact, wake your partner up by touching and teasing – and once the manfriend is awake, then consider your goals achieved.
34 + 35 In The Morning
If you worry so much about your morning breath or your morning appearance – because, pretty sure we don’t wake up looking like Beyonce – then the 69 position is the best for morning sex. Stimulating your partners body through oral sex is a great start to hitting it off in the morning. Plus, you get to brush your teeth after doing the nasty, so your oral hygiene is still in check.
Introduce Shower Sex
Maybe not the bed – not everyone wakes up pretty, just saying. But somehow, we all seem to look sexy in the shower. So, maybe shower sex in the morning before going to work can be an awesome option for you and your partner. How to have shower sex? Click here for details.
Also, if you’re confused about the whole morning sex position, we got you! Here is your guide to the best morning sex positions, before you hit the office. Click here for details.
So, the point is, morning sex before work is a great idea that everyone should include in their morning routine. And that way, we can ensure everyone in the office is always in a great mood. If your boss is a always a bish, try telling them to have sex before work. You may give them the best idea and get promoted OR you could just lose your job.
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