Things Around The House That Can Double As Sex Toys!

From the bedroom to your kitchen and the dressing table – every household object is a potential sex toy. Yup, you heard that right! Literally anything can be made into a sex toy. So you don’t necessarily need to waste your money online to get yourself a real sex toy – instead, these household items will serve you right. Surprise, surprise – some objects lying around the house are better off near your vajayjay.

So, without further ado, here are sex toys you didn’t know you had in your house.

1. Pillow 

We’ll start with the easiest item on the bed first, and that is the pillow. Pillows can be used in various ways for pleasure. If you own a clitoris, then pillows are great for stimulation. As you may already know, some women orgasm faster through clitoral stimulation. So, dear ladies, grab yourself a pillow and simply ride on it.

The ends of the pillows where the pillowcase may be pointier? Place your clitoris THERE and ride the pillow as you would a dildo. The friction of the pillow on your clitoris will totes send you to your high – possibly within seconds.

2. Feather Dusters 

So you’ve been using feather dusters to only dust the house? Have you no respect for the value of the feather duster? Well, feather dusters are called dusters when they are doing their cleaning job, but when they are used up against your body, they’re known as feather ticklers.

The soft and fluffy feather duster can be used to stimulate your sexual body parts like the nipples and such. Tickling your body in a slow and sensual manner can also heighten stimulation in your erogenous zones. For all my single-pringles out there, the touch of a feather duster may be somewhat better than the touch of a human companion.

3. Washing Machine 

Now you have a reason to wash your clothes more often. Turn the washing machine on, go panty-less, and sit on top of the vibrating appliance. The vibration from the washing machine will give your clitoris rapture. So much more fun than having a partner eat you down there.

But please, don’t cum on the washing machine. I mean, the item itself is supposed to clean your clothes. I don’t think having your juices spilled on it is going to be very hygienic.

4. Electric Toothbrush 

I personally find electric toothbrushes useless for the teeth – but hey, they’re not THAT useless. It, too, has a vibrating mechanism. Turn on your electric toothbrush, place it where you must and enjoy.

Also, the back of the brush, without the bristles, can be used to stimulate yourself for arousal too.

5. Mirror 

One of the most used items in your house is probably the mirror. I mean, if you are anything like me – you will look at it each time you pass it.

Not sure if you know this, but the mirror is a great sex toy. Each time you masturbate, look at yourself in the mirror – this action will increase your arousal as you see your body being controlled by immense pleasure. Also, sometimes, when you’re in the midst of horniness, seeing your naked self in the mirror will make you more horny and sexually needy.

Another way to put the mirror to good use is to let your imagination run wild. You may pose naked in front of the it and imagine yourself being devoured by your non-existent “sex-mate”.

6. Hand-held Shower Head 

The water pressure that comes out of a hand-held shower head will give you your very own solo shower sex. I’m sure it ain’t necessary to teach you how to use it. But one thing’s for sure – the shower head isn’t only for showering. So each time you have a shower, make sure you spend it cleaning yourself and getting nasty at the same time.

7. Bananas And Cucumbers

Well, it’s not just bananas and cucumbers – anything that resembles a penis can be instantly used as a sex toy. Carrots, Japanese eggplants, zucchini and so much more.

For a more fruitful experience, you can even use round-shaped fruits, like tomatoes and plums ,to stimulate your clitoris. Whatever you do, avoid peppers and chillis! Anybody in their right mind would never do it – but just in case you guys needed a heads up…

Chilli on your clitoris? OUCHHH!

8. Hairbrush 

If you have been using hairbrushes to only brush your hair, what in the world have you been doing all along, my friend? Hairbrushes are a great sex toy, because they may be used for penetration, clitoral stimulation and spanking.

If you have a hairbrush that has a blunt and round tip, put a condom over it or make sure you lube it well. All you have to do is insert it where you must. The back of the hairbrush sometimes has little bumps on it – these are great for clitoral stimulation. And if you wanna go BDSM, the hairbrush is a great tool for spanking as well.

Amazing! A 3-in-1 sex toy, sitting right on your dressing table!

9. Spoon 

Okay, this must be said – once this piece of cutlery goes near your vajayjay, it should NOT go back inside the kitchen drawer. Instead, place it by your bedside drawer. Unless you live alone, then I guess it should be fine.

The back of the spoon is round, smooth and soft – a great “sex-toy” for clitoral stimulation. Just place the spoon over your clitoris and gently rub it in a circular motion. To make it more interesting, perform this on a kitchen counter. Double the pleasure.

10. Couch 

If you live alone, then the couch is the best part of the house. Not only because you get to rest on it after a long and tiring day, but also because you get to grind on it when you are a horny mess. The edges of the couch are usually soft and they are really nice to grind on top of.

Just make sure to close the windows and curtains if your couch is directly in front of a window. We don’t wanna offend the neighbours now, do we?

11. Pearl Necklaces 

This is the only time I would recommend using fake pearls. Oh, honey, please do not use an expensive heirloom or real pearls that cost you a few hundred ringgit. Those pearls do not deserve to be treated like that.

If you have a fake pearl necklace, roll it into a ball and gently place it between your labium and your clit. Then roll it all around your clit and labium in circular motions. Each touch of the pearls on your clitoris will create a huge amount of stimulation.

12. Teddy Bear 

What do you girls do with a teddy bear? Pretty sure they aren’t just there to be cuddled. The nose of the teddy bear is a round tip that is also great for clitoral stimulation. The furry hands and legs of the teddy bear can also be used to caress the erogenous zones of your body.

13. Spatula 

Don’t waste your money on paddles and sh*t for spanking – instead, just get a spatula from the kitchen, and hand it over to your partner. Or maybe use it to spank yourself – possibly while grinding on the couch.

Hope this helped. These are just a few items. If you rummage through your whole house, you might be surprised when you find all sorts of things that can be used as a sex toy. Have fun searching!

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