Listen up, dear owners of the penis – some of ya’ll out there be really complaining that girls are hard to understand, we’re complicated, or that we don’t get our sh*t straight. To which I agree! Yes, we are very much complicated, with our own lives and minds. But on some matters, we’re as clear as day. For instance, we sure are heckin’ clear on what we want in our men, or how we want our men to treat us. So, today Imma school you guys on how a lady would like her mornings to be.
Now, not all girls are the same. Some of us would like things other girls wouldn’t necessarily want. And that’s up to you to figure out – what your girl likes and hates. This is just a compilation of general things most girls look forward to when they open their eyes in the morning. Obviously, you are not required to provide these every day, but all I’m saying is give her a few amazing mornings in a week – she sure deserves it!
1. Good Morning Texts
I’m a total sucker for this. An innocent approach, not much effort, but sure makes most girls go “Awww”! Trust me, your girl would love to wake up to a sweet good morning text that’ll make her heart flutter and make her fall in love with you all over again.
There’s nothing more romantic than waking up to a lovely text message from the man we love and starting off our day with a huge smile. It doesn’t have to be an essay. A few sentences telling her how you miss her, how beautiful she is, and a wish that she has a good day. Totes sweet! So, if you both don’t live together, the least you can do to make her mornings bright is a lil text message that will get her swooning. She’ll sure love that.
2. Morning Cuddles
Uhm, excuse me, yes please! Who wouldn’t want a morning cuddle? Especially if you both are sleeping right next to each other? Obviously, it’s not every girl’s cup of tea, but some girls crave a cozy morning cuddle sesh, under warm blankets.
You won’t have the time to always properly embrace your partner in a warm, cozy and comforting hug. So, when you get the chance, wrap your strong arms around her waist, pull her closer and bury your face in the crook of her neck. She’ll instantly wake up with a smile. Oh my god! It’s all the sweeter if it’s raining. Cuddles in the morning plus the rain? Perfect!
Dammit! Where’s my man?
3. An Outfit Picked Out With A Note
Now, it’s normal in some households for ladies to wake up early and prepare their husband’s or boyfriend’s outfit for the day. Don’t you think we ladies would want that kind of special treatment every now and then? The one day when your girl sleeps in, prepare a cute outfit for her for that day with a lovely note (optional) and maybe a cup of coffee along with it.
She will feel like a princess waking up, as she should. Your girl will proudly wear that outfit and even boast about it to her colleagues and friends that you picked it out for her. Every girl is a sucker for a man who can style not only himself, but also his woman. And I’m not sure if you’ve heard us complain enough about this – that we have nothing to wear (but the closet is somehow packed with outfits) – so it would be really helpful if you could just do us a favour by picking out an outfit, cause that seems to be the hardest part of our mornings.
Even if you’re not good at styling and you pick out a silly outfit, she’ll still find it cute cause it’s all in the thought and effort.
4. Breakfast Prepared
If you’re a man and you wake up having coffee served instantly for you, lemme tell you, we want that too! So, how about, for a change, you wake up extra early and prepare a lil something for your lady to munch on before work? Waking up to a prepared outfit and breakfast – that’s every girl’s dream morning.
5. Morning Talks In Bed
Before getting up and rushing to work, how about staying in a lil while in bed for small morning talk. Couples these days are so engrossed in their separate lives, from the minute they wake up, that some of them sadly don’t even have time for each other.
Men – before you get out of bed and start thinking about your office work, pull her closer and have a lil morning chat to wake both your mind’s up. Ask her what her plans are for the day, where she’s going and if she needs any help for the day. Woman – if you have a man like this, he’s a keeper, so cherish him with all your might. Little chats like this in the morning not only strengthen your bond, but also puts the both of you in a good mood for the whole day.
6. Maybe – Morning Sex?
Okay, this is so not for everyone. Some ladies wake up with an angry p*$$y, so you DO NOT wanna go near that one. But some of us just like to have that morning orgasm instead of the morning coffee. Sex in the morning is divine – it sets your mood right, it releases happy hormones so you’re practically a happy-go-lucky kid for the whole day, and it just feels good.
Instead of waking up to some other people’s photos on social media, look at the beauty sleeping right next to you and give her a morning she’ll never forget. Trust me, she’ll be thinking of what that d*ck can do the whole day. Oh, I also have a morning sex position guide to help you out a lil, so check that out too. You’re welcome!
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