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Man Gets Penis Stuck in Pipe & Has the Lamest Excuse As to How It Happened

by Carmen Chong
June 12, 2014
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Photo: Mirror via CEN
Photo: Mirror via CEN

A Chinese man was left embarrassed after getting his penis stuck in a pipe for two days.

Lian Tien came up with possibly the most bizarre excuse for the blunder – he was painting in the nude and slipped.

The 61-year-old said his genitalia became stuck in a pipe sticking out used to take water from the building’s air conditioning unit.

He thought nobody would believe his story, so he stayed there for two days until he developed a fever and called doctors, who suggested they call for backup from the fire department.

Doctor Dewei Yuan said, “The member had swollen so much that there was nothing more we could do, and we had to ask for help.”

Fire-fighters in Quanzhou took four hours to cut off the pipe around the man’s penis.

A red-faced Tien said, “It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioning unit. Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result.”

“I thought that no-one would believe me and I tried everything I could think of to get the damned thing off once it had got stuck.

“I cut it from the wall and tried pouring oil and liquid soap down the sides but my manhood was so tightly wedged that nothing dripped down.

“I went to sleep thinking that if I relaxed it would slide off. But it didn’t. It began to get red and inflamed. I was worried that I would get a terrible infection.”

Do you believe this man’s story?

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