These comedies were a complete flop – and as funny as they were suppose to be, it just wasn’t the right kind of funny.We’re listing out ten movies that we thought were a complete fail. Have you seen these movies? If you have, tell us what you think! We want to know.
1. Vampire Sucks
Synopsis: A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
Why it sucks: The name already says it for itself – but thought was meant to be a parody of vampire movies including Twilight – it was a pretty weak try. The jokes were not good, the only thing you’d be laughing at was that fact that it was super lame.
2. Me, Myself & Irene
Sypnosis: A nice-guy cop with dissociative identity disorder must protect a woman on the run from a corrupt ex-boyfriend and his associates.
Why it sucks: Let’s face it, Jim Carey can get a little monotonous at times and his jokes… well, they only work from time to time. The movie on it’s own was a bit of a bore – and the concept was just too complicated to even understand.
3. Big Momma’s House 2
Sypnosis: On his latest assignment, FBI agent Malcolm Turner goes undercover as Big Momma, and works as a nanny for an unhappy woman who is under investigation for murder.
Why it sucks: There are just some movies that should avoid sequels, and Big Momma is one of those. Don’t get us wrong, the first one was good. But the second one – we wanted to gag our eyes out. It was all a little too much – they were just trying to hard to be as good as the first one, but the fact is… they should’ve just stuck to having just one movie.
4. Boat Trip
Sypnosis: Two straight men mistakenly end up on a “gays only” cruise
Why it sucks: A man pretending to be gay to get a woman? Really? But then we have to say, some of the jokes were pretty funny – but the rest was just plain lame.
5. Pirahna 3DD
Sypnosis: After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark.
Why it sucks: This may not exactly be a ‘comedy’ genre – but in our eyes, it was a big joke. The entire Pirahna sequels were just an ongoing mess and when they came up with Pirahna 3DD… you knew it was going to be a flop.
6. Little Man
Sypnosis: A wannabe dad mistakes a vertically challenged criminal on the lam as his newly adopted son.
Why it sucks: Who really wants the see the image of a grown man on a babys body? It just doesn’t seem right. Sure, the CGI was good – but it was still all wrong. There was nothing to like about that image.
7. Jack & Jill
Sypnosis: Family guy Jack Sadelstein prepares for the annual event he dreads: the Thanksgiving visit of his twin sister, the needy and passive-aggressive Jill, who then refuses to leave.
Why it sucks: Adam Sandler may have been going through a midlife crisis when he decided to make this movie. He plays a man… and a woman, and it’s just the worst effort ever made. He’s a good actor – a good comedian too, but this was just a flop. Perhaps he was trying to re-enact John Travolta in HairSpray, but either way. It’s all wrong.
8. Disaster Movie
Sypnosis: Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.
Why it sucks: Doesn’t the name of the movie say it all? It’s another parody movie gone wrong. Really. This genre of movies really need to stop, and leave the parodies for youtube – not two-hour long movies.
9. All About Steve
Sypnosis: Convinced that a CCN cameraman is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together.
Why it sucks: We love Bradley Cooper and we love Sandra Bullock – but this movie was a cry for help from those two actors. What were they thinking and were they even bothered to act? The story line of this movie was a complete fail – and Sandra Bullock playing the obsessed girlfriend, not her best part.
10. Scary Movie (1,2,3,4,5)
Sypnosis: Basically, it’s a combination of parodies between different movies through out the year. Each sequel focus on different movies.
Why it sucks: Perhaps we’ve made it clear that parodies need to stop. Scary Movie is known for doing the funniest parodies – but to be honest, after the first one, it’s become a big bore. Now, the new one is out on it’s way, and we’re not even going to bother watching it.
