Sex can be a little hard when you and your partner are situated in different countries, time zones and completely different settings. Hold on, I’m not saying it’s impossible – please gurl, you could be dying and I’d still say sex is possible – it’s just a lil bit hard when your vagina and his d*ck can’t physically meet!
But of course, the freaky minds of the internet have found a few solutions that allow long-distance relationship (LDR) couples to get freaky, nasty and dirrty! If you believe in fantasy and magic, puck you, cause I’m not about to show you ways you can make your man’s shaft fly a hundred miles just to meet your vajayjay, okay, ladies?
Although I am a firm believer of fantasy and making dreams come true, we have no choice but to stay practical on this one. So, if you and your significant other have been sailing on the long-distance ship for awhile now, one thing you might notice is your lack of sexual and physical intimacy – and boy, can that drive you nuts.
But you shan’t worry, girlfriend, because I have done my research and here are a few ways you can still have some sex, even while being a thousand miles away from each other.
Ask For Consent
Before we get into anything, since most of your sexy time will be conducted over some sort of gadget, it is crucial that you first gain the consent of your significant other. Sex and technology aren’t exactly a safe combo and unless the both of you have built a strong and trustworthy relationship with consent, then you may get into these activities.
If you still feel uncomfortable, DO NOT feel compelled to carry out any of these activities, even if your significant other ends up pressuring you to.
Figuring Out Your Medium
Once you have gained consent, it’s time to settle on a platform that the both of you feel comfortable with. Of course, you can always switch your mode of communication, but it might be easier if you both agree on a certain platform that you may enjoy better.
1. SEXTING
Alright, bishes, the most basic form of “sex” for couples in a long distance relationship is sexting. This is the start of it all, and quite frankly, this will probs be the beginning stages of your long-distance sexual escapades. I mean, I don’t gotta teach you ladies how to sext – in fact, this bish has written a whole article on sexting – click here to read.
So, depending on your comfortability and how wild you would like to get with your partner, sext each other and let your significant other know what you are thinking of at the current moment. Let them know what you would like to do if your significant other were in the same room as you. And, slowly from here, you may progress to a wild night/day.
If you feel extremely comfortable sexting, you can also choose to send your nudes or some sexy images that will get their mind and d*ck racing back to you.
2. PHONE SEX
Again, never do this without the full consent of both sides. Phone sex is a level-up from sexting. If you have been sexting for awhile now and you’re clearly bored, ever thought of phone sex? Phone sex is absolutely awesome and such a brilliant way to make your significant other want more, even after you put down the phone.
If you love to let your imagination take you on a wild fantasy ride, then phone sex is a great way to bring your imagination to life. Phone sex does not require visuals, it is solely based on the guidance of both of your voices. In other words, you will be guiding your partner throughout this phone sex journey with just telling them what you want or letting them tell you what they wanna to do to you.
The best part about phone sex is you get to hear your significant other’s heavy breaths and moans, and even that can lead you to your climax. So, call your partner up and let them know you wanna bang-chika-boom-boom. But please be mindful of when you call them. It may be nighttime for you and you’re in bed – it may not be the same for your partner who is all the way on the other side of earth.
3. SKYPE, FACETIME, VIDEO CALLS
The ultimate way is to turn into a webcam girl and have sex through Skype and FaceTime. Video calls would work fine too, but, gurl, imagine you’re in the midst of fingering yourself and you lose connection! BISH! I could never.
If Skype and FaceTime are not your preference, sure, you can always Google Meet or Zoom Call your man/woman and have your sex education class.
4. INTIMATE EMAILS… WHAAT?
Okay, I saw this on the internet and I was like why, people? Why email when you can WhatsApp, DM and use Facebook Messenger? Okay. let’s not judge. Some people really do love their old school ways. So, if you belong in this category, sure, sext an email to your significant other.
Since it is an email, be creative and maybe write up a sex story that you would like your partner to read, get turned on and immediately call you. Just make sure you send your email to your partner and not your boss. Don’t laugh bish, such instances have taken place.
5. PHOTOS AND VIDEOS
This is a lil risque, but then again, if you and your partner are all for it – then go ahead. One thing to keep in mind is to always agree on a rule. For example, the nudes and videos shared are only for both of you to view. Another rule that should be established between you and your partner is to always delete the pictures after your sexual moments.
You may never be too sure that your partner’s phone is always in their hand. There might be instances where someone else may be using their phone, which leads to unwanted sh*t happening. So, just to be safe, all your coochie pics should only be viewed by your significant other and deleted ASAP.
So, I guess that’s pretty much it. I mean if you really wanna ride that d*ck, get on a plane and go visit that motherf*cker. Oh my God! Quick plot twist ~ you visit him and see another biatch sucking on that shaft, ON HIS BED ~ Whoo! Gurl, you just paid for a plane ticket so you could get laid, and now you just got your vajayjay single as f*ck! You see, this is why this bish don’t do long distance relationships!
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