From books to ball gags, the internet is a magical place filled with the most wonderful and filthy things. Of course, sex and all things X-rated are still considered taboo subjects in our society. That’s why today, we’re shining a BRIGHT light on all the lewd, kinky and outrageous things that you can find on our local e-commerce websites!
Nevertheless, we understand that not all of you are sex maniacs or frequently engage in BDSM. That’s why we’ve compiled a list of objects that range from tame to kinky to outright BIZARRE! There’s something for everyone – we’re talking about the internet, after all! Without further ado, here are 11 kinky objects that you can buy from Malaysian websites right now. Viewer discretion is advised.
Sex Dice
We’re starting off slow and easy with a simple sex dice game! It comes in 2s – one of them has body parts written on each side – such as lips, hands and ears; while the other has actions written on them, like kiss, suck, and blow. It’s up to you which combination you get. Who knows? You might get to blow your partner’s… ear?
Dragon Spike Condoms
Ever wanted to f*ck a dragon? Here is your chance. Experience the feel of a dragon dick with these spiky dragon condoms! They come in 4 different designs, each embodying a different type of dragon species. Plus, they’re wrapped in discreet packaging, so you don’t have to worry about your neighbours or mailman finding out about your fiery little secret.
Nipple & Labia Clamps
Bring your nipple play to the next level with these nipple clamps that have a third clamp to give you an extra sensation down there. It can be used on the labia, the clitoris, or even that third nipple you keep forgetting about!
Cock Rings
Your man falling short? Get these clear rubber cock rings that will promote extra stamina, harder erections and stronger orgasms for your man! This is because the cock ring adds pressure to the base of his penis, which restricts blood flow, a.k.a erections that last longer!
SM Bondage Restraints
Dip your toe into bondage with these SM Bondage Restraints! Ok, these might be a little extreme for first-timers, but if you wanna go all in, get tied down on all fours with these nylon cuffs and become the submissive in your wildest BDSM fantasies.
Straitjacket Sex Jumpsuits
These jumpsuits have an enclosed hood, which are known to make you feel less inhibited and help you to fantasize about all the nasty things your partner will do to you. However, trust and consent play a huge role in this one, so make sure you and your partner are comfortable with this, and come up with a safe word so you know when to stop. Stay safe, girlies!
Face Mask Dildo Gag
Wearing masks wherever you go can be annoying, especially in hot weather. Get your mask game to the next level with this face mask dildo gag! On the outside, you would look like you’re wearing a normal mask – it will be your little secret. Plus, it’s a great excuse to not talk to people, “Sorry, can’t talk, I got a dick in my mouth!”
Fox Tail Anal Plug
If you’ve ever wanted to experiment with anal sex without putting a penis or a dildo up there, this fox tail anal plug might be right up your ass alley!
Inflatable Mannequin Torso
Apparently you can get an inflatable female mannequin torso online! Sure, it looks like it belongs at the beach, but as we’ve said before, there’s something for everyone. So if you’re into inflatable pool toys that you can f*ck, get this… I guess?
62cm Anal Plug
Oh lord. Yep, we’re going there. If you’ve ever wanted to f*ck an anaconda, or just a really, really, really long dick, this scaly 62cm dildo will make hiss-tory in your sexual endeavours. You can also use it to scare the sh*t outta your friends, or just as a fashionable scarf around your neck.
BDSM Humbler (CBT)
Yes, we’ve finally arrived at the kinkiest (and possibly most painful) of all the items – the BDSM Humbler. It’s basically a restraint device used in the practice of cock and ball torture. It restricts a man’s movement by cuffing his testicles around the base of his scrotum in a crouched or “humble” position. We are shocked, terrified, screaming, crying on the floor… and maybe a little aroused. Let’s stop before we discover something new about ourselves.
More on sex? Read these:
https://lipstiq.com/read-all-abia-it/204015/epic-sex-tips-for-dummies-err-i-mean-newbies/
BDSM For Beginners: All The WTF You Need To Know To Get FREAKY!
