So you’ve just bought your first sex toy… what now? You might be thinking about the best ways to hide your little vibrating friend, aside from the AMAZING orgasms you’re about to enjoy. This is especially important if you don’t live alone, because the fear of someone discovering your sex toy is always at the back of your mind. There are three things that you have to consider when finding a good sex toy hiding spot: discreteness, accessibility, and cleanliness (we don’t want no yeast infection!) Today, we are about to put your worries to rest because we have found the best places where you can hide your sex toys!
Stuffed animal
If you have children in your household, this might not be the best option. But, if you don’t, this is easily one of the best places where you can hide your sex toy, because no one’s gonna think that you’re hiding something in a teddy bear. Plus, it’s very accessible. Since it’s most likely on your bed, you can just whip it out whenever you’re in the mood!
Top of the cabinet
Though it’s less accessible compared to the stuffed animal, it’s definitely discrete. This hiding spot is great for those who have young children in the house who love to snoop around, and no one is gonna purposely look in the top cabinet, so your secret’s safe there!
Locked box in your closet
If you REALLY want your vibrator to be safe and secure, what better way than to keep it in a locked box where you store your valuables? You can either get a safe that has a password function on it or get one with a traditional lock – just make sure you don’t lose the key!
Underwear drawer
This is one of the most common places people use to hide their sex toys. Since it’s already a place where you keep your discrete undergarments, your family probably wouldn’t go in there.
Pocket of a coat
Let’s face it: if you live in a warm country like Malaysia, you’re probably not wearing your thick coats or sweaters. That’s why you should hide your B.O.B (battery operated boyfriend) in there!
Put it with your curling wands
What better way to hide your sex toy than in plain sight? For the girlies who own sex toys that aren’t as realistic, take advantage of that cylinder shape and stick it in with your other curling wands! Your family and friends would probably just think it’s another curling wand you own… just with a vibrating function.
Unused spare boxes
You probably have some empty boxes lying around in your house. But the boxes should be something that you still have to keep! For example, your laptop box, that has your warranty and spare parts inside. Boring, right? Which is why it’s PERFECT!
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