Remember when we told you that you could ship glitter to your enemies? Well, something better has come along and that’s shipping a bag of edible penises to your nemesis.
If you’re saying there is no one in your life that you would do this to then you are lying because we all have that one person we would definitely send a bag of d*cks to. It could be that annoying co-worker who is constantly making comments about your outfit or that annoying friend you don’t hate but don’t particularly like either.
Sure, it may not be as satisfying as sending your enemy a bag of poop, but come on, how funny is it to send somebody a bag of dicks. You don’t even have to write a card to go with it because it literally screams the message, “Eat a bag of dicks!”
According to Dicks By Mail, the entire thing, which includes 5-oz. bag of edible penises and shipping will cost you US$15. We’re not too sure if this applies only in the US, extra charges may occur for those who reside outside America.
Don’t worry about them finding out who sent the bag of dicks because it can be sent anonymously. So, what are you waiting for?
