If there’s one thing that should really anger the women of our generation (or any generation), is “The Ex”.
So, really. What is “The Ex”. Well, let us enlighten you. The Ex is a zombie-shooting target by Zombie Industries, and is a hand painted product that accurately resembles an infected human. Hrm, sounds harmless. So, what’s really the big deal here?
Apart from the fact that it’s a woman, it’s also called ‘The Ex’, and of course, it’s a bra-clad woman that’s made for male shooters to kill. In other words, this is giving men a way to practice murdering their ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry – it’s not murder because she’s a zombie!
The description of the product isn’t any better, and it does look like it may condone violence against women:
“Be warned, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned but a man scorned is nothing to mess with! A young gent from Louisiana, we’ll call him Andre to protect his identity, was deeply committed to his one true love and her to him, or so he thought. While partying with her friends during one particular Mardi Gras, she took several suitors over the course of the festivities. Andre felt something odd indeed, so he paid a visit to his great aunt, Marie, who helped him see the truth. With a few eggs, candles lit and kiss upon his forehead, her voodoo curse was set in motion. Late each night while lying in bed, a smile would appear across his face, for a slight breeze would travel through a cracked window bringing with it, a faint whiff of decay and a unnatural cry of regret.”
Zombie Industries also promise that each target has “that realistic look so you really feel the hate” against your zombie ex-girlfriend.
The testimonials from actual customers also do not fail to creep us out..
“The dark haired one looks like my bitch ex-wife, who I HATE! I can’t wait to shoot her face off for taking my sh*t.”
“This Zombie Bitch is awesome, reminds me of a girl I knew in High School.”
“I love that this target looks like Britney Spears and it bleeds when I shot it.”
Can’t wait to be your next girlfriend, gentlemen!
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