If you can have sex in the kitchen while the curry is simmering, why not bring the food right inside your bedroom? No, I’m not talking about breakfast in bed. Out of everything that can be discussed on a Monday, we are going to look at food sex. Yes, because why not?
There are a gazillion ways to make sex more amusing and one of em’ – if you don’t already know – is with food. I mean, not typical foods that we eat for breakfast and such. Don’t be insane, girl! You cannot put nasi lemak on your titties and tell your man to eat it up. Like, what would he go for – the nasi lemak or your tatas? I’d pick nasi lemak any day over anything, and don’t be mad if he does too. Anyways, sex can be a tad bit more fun AND nasty with some of these foods.
If you and your partner are willing to explore food sex, then please keep on reading cause gurl, momma’s got you!
1. Whipped Cream
We’ll start with the basics – and that is, for sure, whipped cream. If your partner keeps complaining about your boobies, then get yourself some whipped cream, smother some on your chest, and he will eat it up like a good, hungry baby!
Or, garnish that d*ck with some whipped cream – now, sucking on that pee hole doesn’t seem so bad, huh?
2. Chocolate Syrup/Cake
Yasss! Chocolate all the way, hun! Be it a cake or a chocolate syrup, an interesting way to make kissing down on you more exciting for your partner is to drizzle some chocolate on yourself. If you have a boujee partner, then bish, your hips and waist better taste like Ferrero Rocher.
3. Honey
Having your partner lick honey that is dripping down your thighs is bliss. Have you tried gooey sex with honey all over your body? Yeah, you should. And you might wanna stick to the kitchen when doing this. Honey in bed is not a good idea.
4. Sushi
Some Kappa Maki, Salmon, Chicken Floss, bits of Onigiri – come on love, if your partner LOVES sushi, then what are you waiting for? Make some Tittie-Maki and have them devour you. Not the Wasabi though, I repeat – DO NOT PUT THE WASABI on yourself!
5. Butter
“Smooth like butter, like a criminal undercover” – more like criminal under the sheets. Gimme a good reason why butter can’t be a good sex food? Exactly! Maybe, butter toast on your p*$$y for breakfast can be a good idea. You know what – maybe some warm coffee dripping down your belly will complete your partner’s breakfast in bed.
6. Ice Cream
Sweet, refreshing and icy – have a bite of vanilla ice cream (or whatever your choice may be), and kiss your partner while pushing the ice cream with your tongue into your partner’s mouth. Then, from here on, you can get real messy if you like. Maybe smother ice cream on your inner thighs and have your partner dine for desserts at the Y.
7. Farfalle
Farfalle is a type of Italian pasta. And yes, I said pasta. Pasta is a great sex food. It’s sexy and delicious. But not pastas like spaghetti and linguini. Farfalle is a mini butterfly shaped pasta that is easy to be placed on your body for oral sex. Butterfly-shaped pastas on your titties with some tomato sauce would look totes pretty and yummy.
8. Cereals
Line up some Koko Crunch on your thighs and have your partner eat it bit by bit from your body. Kind of like giving a dog treats to lure the dog elsewhere. My apologies, that came out wrong. But, cereals are a great start, to be honest. If all of the above grosses you out and you are a neat freak, then start off your food sex experience with cereals.
If your partner likes their cereals soggy, then simply pour some milk on yourself. Cereals with milk and a delicious serving of p*$$y juice to cleanse your partner’s taste buds. Yums!
9. Doughnuts
Doughnuts fit perfectly on a pair of titties. Sexy and delicious! Get youself some doughnuts with sprinkles, and place them wherever you want on your body and then Bon Apetitties!
10. Cupcake
Gurl, your body is a dessert island. From cakes, to doughnuts, chocolates and sprinkles – we surely cannot forget the cupcakes. Cupcakes with icing are the perfect sex food for a horny couple. Get yourself some butter cupcakes with royal sugar icing and have fun smothering and smooching each other.
11. Grapes/Blueberries/Cherries
Enough with the sweets – we obviously need to consider all health-conscious couples out there. Fruits like grapes, strawberries, blueberries and cherries are awesome for your food sex moment. A little healthy, but still exciting and fun.
12. Wine
Why sip wine from a glass when you can lick it off your partner’s body? Let wine drip down from your upper body to your hips and thighs. Or, you may take a sip of wine and kiss your partner with both your tongues dancing together in the sweet taste of wine.
13. Cucumbers
If you can put cucumbers on your eyes, you might as well place them on your butt. I have never understood eating a$$. So, if you don’t fancy eating the derriere, maybe aligning some sliced cucumbers on the butt might make a difference.
14. Cheese
“Hello there, can I place my order please? Yes, I would like a LONG, THICK corn-dog with EXTRA CHEESE, thank you!”
No fun sucking on a regular d*ck, but a d*ck with extra cheese – now that’s a meal most women would love to try out.
15. Candy
And, of course, some sugar gummies or lollipops would make your juices taste sweeter. Candy has a tendency to be sticky, so you can lick it and stick it right on your partner’s body and eat it up slowly, gently and seductively.
16. M&M
Eating out M&M’s from your partners body is just enjoyable. Why eat plain M&M’s when you can have it served more deliciously on your partner’s chest?
17. Mini Macarons
Macarons are sexy. So, place a few mini macarons all over your upper body and have yourself an evening snack delight.
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