A 49-year-old man was arrested in Tennessee after he attempted intercourse with an ATM and a picnic chair.
Lonnie Hutton walked into a local bar in Murfreesboro, pulled down his pants and underwear, and then had sex with the bar’s ATM.
He was then walking around the bar with his penis hanging out while thrusting his hips in the air.
After the bar staff escorted Hutton outside, he then found a new love – a picnic bench – and proceeded to have sex with it.
The police arrested him and said Hutton appeared intoxicated and smelled of alcohol.
Hutton was then transported to the Rutherford County Adult Detention Centre, where he is being held on a $250 bond. He is scheduled to appear in the General Sessions Court on July 1.
We would’ve recorded the whole thing on camera just for laughs!
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