You either love him or hate him, but you gotta admit he does give the best insulting remarks that you could only dream of saying! He has the expertise to project what he wants to say, and what everybody else is thinking, but would never dare to say. Yes you got that right, it’s none-other than Simon Cowell. The renowned talent judge on TV shows such as The X Factor, Pop Idol, Britain’s Got Talent and of course American Idol.
Simon Cowell is recognized for his harsh and often controversial criticisms, and cold insults about contestants and their capabilities. That is why we love him!
There’s a word saying that the only reason why he’s being so mean is because of the ratings. Nevertheless, he stressed that he’s being true to himself and he’s just being honest. Well sometimes, some people just need a reality check right?
Here are the Top 10 Simon Cowell’s best insults! Let’s check out what ‘Simon says!’ (get it?)
Try saying in a British slang. It helps!
1) “It was almost like you were giving birth up there at the end.”
2) “You’re taking singing lessons? Who’s your teacher? Do you have a lawyer? Get a lawyer and sue her.”
3) Paula: Unfortunately you’re not ready yet honey. Simon: Unfortunately you’ll never be ready.
4) “I think it’s lucky we didn’t charge the audience to come in tonight because they might ask for a refund”
5) “I don’t know what cats being squashed sound like in Lithuania, but I now have a pretty good idea.”
6) If you would be singing like this 2,000 years ago, people would have stoned you.
7) “Does God have a return policy? If he gave me that voice, I’d give it back.”
8) “Your mouth is fat too big when you sing. It’s like looking in a cave. I’ve never seen anything so huge in my life. Absolutely terrible.”
9) “There are only so many words I can drag out of my vocabulary to say how awful that was.”
10) “You look a little odd, your dancing is terrible, the singing was horrendous, and you look like one of those creatures that live in the jungle with the massive eyes. What are they called? Bush babies.”
Also, here’s a video of the best of the man himself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3cTEQFP3VQ
In spite of being labeled as the meanest judge of all time, he does give out superior and inspirational feedbacks to the contestants. Simon does apologize if his comment is way..way offensive and after all, humans make mistakes right? He also claims “I haven’t done anything particularly harsh. Harshness to me is giving somebody false hopes and not following through. That’s harsh. Telling some guy or girl who’s got zero talent that they have zero talent actually is a kindness.”
Source ( http://www.evancarmichael.com/Famous-Entrepreneurs/652/Simon-Cowell-Insults.html )
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